Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? - Jeff Foxworthy
How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge. - Caroline Rhea
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deep voice. - Bill Cosby
What is there were no hypothetical situations? - John Mendoza
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As long as there is algebra there will be prayer in school. - Larry Miller
So, did you laugh? What are some of your favorite jokes?
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